Don't get in a swordfight with someone 30 years younger than you

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After both men had drunk beer and Adolf Stegbauer added vodka and brandy, he “went from a happy drunk to a mean drunk,” according to a probable cause affidavit filed by the prosecutor. Stegbauer grabbed a samurai-type sword, knocked Franziska Stegbauer down and stabbed Rondeau, investigators said in the affidavit. Rondeau said he then got a Japanese saber-style infantry sword from another room, “parried a few times and hit Adolf at least two times.” One of the blows to Adolf Stegbauer’s head was so hard that it fractured his skill[sp].
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