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learn how to fucking drive
to the people of austin, particularly the guy in the black dodge ram
It is raining. This lowers the coefficient of friction between the road and your tires. This means you do not have the control, the ability to stop, turn or otherwise move your car the way it does when it is dry out. This means you should take this fact into account and slow the fuck down when you are driving in the rain! Further, get the hell off my ass, I am not going to go any faster because you want to rub bumpers like a letch in a goth club. Riding right up to my tailgate and slamming on your breaks is not going to intimidate me, I drive a 12 year old pickup, always wear a seatbelt, and will enjoy collecting from your insurance company. Nor will dragging around me, flipping me off and then trying to cut me off. I know how to drive in the rain, I slowed down to maintain my control envelope.
In short, while I can understand your rage at the world and the desire to die and take out as many people with you because you just found out the putrid cesspool you crawled out of that you like to refer to as "your mother" liked to be gangbanged by a bunch of syphlytic chimpanzees who were too stupid to make it in the zoo, find some other playmate you clueless wanker of the Apocalypse.
It is raining. This lowers the coefficient of friction between the road and your tires. This means you do not have the control, the ability to stop, turn or otherwise move your car the way it does when it is dry out. This means you should take this fact into account and slow the fuck down when you are driving in the rain! Further, get the hell off my ass, I am not going to go any faster because you want to rub bumpers like a letch in a goth club. Riding right up to my tailgate and slamming on your breaks is not going to intimidate me, I drive a 12 year old pickup, always wear a seatbelt, and will enjoy collecting from your insurance company. Nor will dragging around me, flipping me off and then trying to cut me off. I know how to drive in the rain, I slowed down to maintain my control envelope.
In short, while I can understand your rage at the world and the desire to die and take out as many people with you because you just found out the putrid cesspool you crawled out of that you like to refer to as "your mother" liked to be gangbanged by a bunch of syphlytic chimpanzees who were too stupid to make it in the zoo, find some other playmate you clueless wanker of the Apocalypse.
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Glad to see your mood is relaxed, in spite of Mr. Black Dodge Ram.
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I love driving...
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My Gods - you have a way with words!
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